And here's Zero, lighting his first Birthday Candle!
And look who's about to blow it out!
Why, it's Zero's "Perfect Running Mate"...
Cindy-dot-Marilyn!!! (Zero calls her "Dotty")!
That was Dotty, singing, "Happy Birfday, Mister President"

ZERO thinks "Dotty" is VERY talented...especially at compressing time!!!

Speaking of time, it's been a WONDERFUL year, here at "Ground Zero"!
So many, many nice people...
(really, there must've been... DOZENS of people) who came here...
just to see little ZERO!
People like movie producers, nuclear scientists, spies, kids of all ages!
And now, on ZERO's first birthday, an animation company in HOLLYWOOD, called BOBTOWN PRODUCTIONS, is developing what's called a "studio pitch"...
You can see some of Bobtown's new work at
ZERO's Coloring Book!

And, dig this! Meanwhile, over in New Mexico, some really SMART people
(with multiple PhD's, from all over the world) are now saying that
ZERO's "Molecular Economic Technology" proposal might just work!
"Who knows?", a Danish particle physicist said, "You've got as good a chance as anyone else here." (there's proof of a random Zero!)
What's that? You can't imagine a goofy web cartoon character who gets hit-on by computer experts who do nuclear weapon radiation-flux simulation on supercomputers?
Well, for all you know... you're now here with folks from Sandia, Los Alamos, Oak Ridge and ARPA.
Please keep quiet about this. It's "TOP ZERO" (Shhhhhh, that means "Secret":-)
To go back to the "Pick Age Page"!